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Wa🅱🅱a lu🅱🅱a du🅱 du🅱 i'm pickle Rick 😄😂😂😂

Hit that mf like if you understood👌💯😜

Okay I know this is a really bad idea
But-
I'm already here so
Here we ♥♥♥♥♥♥' go
Rawr
Nuzzles, pounces on you, Owo you're so warm
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde (hehe)
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my wittle baby tail all for your bulgy-wulgy
Kissies and lickies you neck I hope daddy likies
Nuzzle and wuzzles your chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty
Hey I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long Owo please adopt me!
Paws on your bulge as I lick my lips (Owo punish me please)
Gotta hit em' with this furry ♥♥♥♥ (he don't see it coming)

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane.

So how is your day going?