This is under construction due to cannibal clowns trying to eat my heart and pancreas until further notice!

UPDATE: The clowns still have yet to devour my innards as I have proved to be too fast for them thus far. I have however been notified that the clowns may have killer hyena that they intend to sick after me soon. My only chance is the moderately sized hole in the wall twelve feet above ground in the western end of the clown maze. Please pray for me as I attempt to reach it...

UPDATE2: I have found the hole to be connected to a series of vents that move throughout the basement floor of the maze. The clowns know of my whereabouts but have yet to find a way to get to me as I have blocked the hole with a nearby baseboard and the wad of chewing gum I have been collecting since my arrival to this hellhole. However I find myself in a precarious situation as the room I entered seems to be overseen by a particularly malicious magician. If I am to escape with my life I must play some rather obscure adult games on Steam in order to escape the madhouse and free myself from this everliving nightmare. Please pray for me...