threatened my personal life in a videogame

I once had a tapeworm. Would've had to wait 6 months to get it removed. Instead what I did was buy 2 mars bars and 3 twixes. Day one I put a mars bar up my bum and let him eat it. Day 2 I put a twix up there for him. Day 3 - mars bar. Day 4 - twix. When day 5 came I put the last twix up there and when he poked his head out to ask "oi! Where's me mars bar?!" I grabbed him!

I'd crack dracula

+Rep I think we both know this is where we go our seprate ways

+rep p100 maria :)

Girls are so cool. They smell good, dress well, and walk gracefully. It's like they were created solely for the purpose of being admired. Even when a girl does something bad, I feel like she doesn't mean it with such malice. If a girl were to beat me up, I believe she would do it with good intentions rather than malicious ones. How could a girl do something wrong? Perhaps she didn't even intend to, but it just happened. Maybe I look like a complete simp right now, but damn, isn't that true? Most girls are kinder, they give birth to children and work as nannies. ♥♥♥♥, I just love girls. I love everything about them, from their long hair to their graceful walk and their kindness. I just want to lie on a girl's lap and feel her gentle hands stroking my head, telling me I'm a good boy. AAAAAH

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+rep my favorite ada wong lover <3

+rep fellow ada wong lover <3

freaky ahh photos

oh hell nah you a freak!!!!!!

your black... but- but its okay... i promise! just because your forced to sit in the back of the bus.. a- and eat chicken and d-drink purple koolaid doesn't mean your not my friend! I know you like your dreads and durags but i wont discriminate you... just because you commit crimes and steal cars doesn't mean i - i don't admire you! just because your pants hang low your undies are out doesn't mean i don't like you! Just because you cant r- read or write because you dropped out doesn't mean your not smart! Just because you use cool signs with your hands and do drugs doesn't mean i don't love you! Just because you have friends in cars and do drive bys doesn't mean i don't forgive you! just because your from detroit and the bronxs doesn't mean i don't want to visit you! your just MY black monkey!

Lucy :3