Recent reviews by Abortimus

I've been waiting for this game for about 3 years. The alpha is finally released. I load up the game and make my character with a character creator from 2010. I load into Woodberry and started playing the intro to Fallout: New Vegas somehow. My character falls through the ground and immediately dies. I am given a choice to respawn in Woodberry or to go to my plot which I have no idea what that is yet. I choose to respawn in Woodberry. I spawn in the middle of the main area with the objective of talking to the doctor again. I try to go to talk to him to actually start playing this 10/10 blockbuster game. The door to get to him is locked. I go back to the main menu and delete this character. Thankfully it took me less than 30 seconds to recreate my character because the character creator barely has any customization. I load into Goodsprings again. This time, I am pushed out of the map once again and begin to fall infinitely. However, I realize that this happens now because other players are spawning in this same location and I believe pushing me out of the map. I quit to the main menu and join again. I can actually play this game. The game is not optimized at all. I changed from 2k to 1080p resolution and had the exact performance. DLSS does nothing. I talk to the people in Woodberry to learn their roles and whatever. I open my GPS to get my first task. I tried to accept all 3 of them so I can do them all and come back for more rewards at once. You can only do 1 task at a time. I leave Woodberry and go to Fortune City. I don't know why it's called that because everything about it is pretty unfortunate. I loot some vehicles and stuff along the way and then experience my first combat encounter. It's basically just the same combat as DayZ except this is way cooler because the infected can take several shots of 7.62x39 before they die. I finally reach my destination for the task which is to collect radios for Eddard. I see another zombie and take my first shot at it's head at anywhere from 12 - 34 FPS. The game crashes. I requested the refund with a solid hour of play time. This is exactly the way everyone anticipated it to be. All is well.