Recent reviews by Ћ Abomination Jones

I stared at a child robot with balloons who proceeded to repeatedly say 'hi' to me like any real life child would, this game is ahead of it's time.

This is pretty fun to kill some time with. Though GG NO RE on the last level where enemy lasers are outright unavoidable because suspicious accuracy.

Nerf flying turrets, that aside it's actually real fun. Just the RIGHT level of unfair for a roguelike. Not too easy, not too stupid.

I punched a man so hard he made far too many gibs than one man should ever create from being punched way too hard.

I threw a bottle at a robot and it exploded and the resulting noise caused every other robot nearby to run over and have a tea party.

The developer's cat has voice acting.
I shot a pizza at robots and they died.
Who doesn't love a FPS with random generation?

It's free, and you can play as a cat.

I can't believe they've made a game that is more 'hold right to win' than Sonic.

ACTUALLY A FUNNY GAME PLAY IT it is prety good I love playing as a person with no flesh

Framerate issues, sound is weird, hit detection bugs a bit...

The best one. Call of Pripyat is pretty nice too but it feels too easy. However, I will actually say go for Call of Pripyat over Clear Sky if you want an easier STALKER experience to get into.