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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:24am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:33am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:36am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:41am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 11:16am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:09pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 12:10pm

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:25pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 12:48pm

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 11:23am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 11:20am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 11:27am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 10:26am



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,865 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
50,032 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
20,735 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
3,299 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.