Sorry dude, i mean you no harm. My name is Patrick, I'm 31, and I'm not here to cause any harm. Please don't contact the police, please don't alert the authorities, please don't freak out. I'm not going to kill myself or hurt anyone or anything like that, but please don't freak out. My name is Patr

-REP stubbz isn't as good as chubbz

He bursted onto the CSGO scene after becoming world champion at Bejeweled 3 in 2014. Playing in Tier 3 AU teams he found good form, but this was all to change after he found the nectar of Farmers Union Iced Coffee. He started to miss trainings, tournaments, and family gatherings to indulge on this new addiction. This addiction caused him to slump in form and rendered him unable to play. After being dropped from his team he gave up to find a new life. Until now, the return of a fallen great, his comeback will surely change the face of CS2 as we know it.

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

mate?

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.