hi bestie

Added for trade

imagine you're a museum guard and you're sneaking off to bang one out behind the tyrannosaurus at like 2am but suddenly you hear very loud "WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS? THE ICE AGE." because that just happens to exactly be the day that Mr. Freeze (arnold schwarzenegger version) decides to attack the museum and you get flash frozen right as you bust (you nut in surprise, basically) and all of gotham city sees you as a frozen sculpure and they cant like.. unthaw you until Mr. Freeze is captured again so batman (george clooney btw) just hangs a sign over your neck that says "Impression of a Man Spooging, 1995".

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Hola BugsBunny <3

Merry Christmas and have a wonderful ho ho holiday

Dear Customer,

We Regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Daddy's Visa" has been declined, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%) $55.45

Sub Total: $369.67

Total: $314.22

Furthermore id like to thankyou for shopping with Cumsluts 'R' Us and hope you have a nice day.

Show me your bewbs.

IF We have played together feel free to add me. If Not, ♥♥♥♥ off . No i dont wanna join your ♥♥♥♥ steam groups so stop inviting me
Dont add me if you dont know me Please. прекратить добавление меня???
MY GUIDE, PLEASE RATE
Stat ASIIMOV: [ imgur.com ]
My Battle Net: [ us.battle.net ]
WOW Armoury: [ us.battle.net ]
My CS:GO Stats: [ csgo-stats.com ]
I WILL NOT ACCEPT PEOPLE WITH PRIVATE PROFILES AND WILL MOST LIKELY BLOCK ANYONE TRYING TO ADD ME WITH A PRIVVATE PROFILE.
I am no longer Accepting friends Requests of People i do not know
I am not in the habit of answering personal questions nor playing with strangers
I will not giveaway any of my items under any circumstances.
I do not offer price checks, advisory opinions, and consulting services.-
Im not a Psyc, I dont have time for your Issues
I hope you can respect my privacy when I am busy or in game.
Just Because we are friends doesnt mean i want you to join me ingame. Please ask before stalking .

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

hahaha its so funny,look at your steam reviews while calling mine full ♥♥♥♥♥♥,youre just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kid thats it,not even looking at ur bio :D youre just mad because my reviews are funny and yours are just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and not even looked into.

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cool dud

you seem like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ - dok

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Ark and Dodo birds here l come lol

still love you

Yo fam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet 💯% no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da ♥♥♥♥♥ is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl =) like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the ♥♥♥♥♥!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real fam!!! ! !

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I second the comment below me!

Telstra - Worst Thing Ever

In an study today, published by the Beureau of Me, Telstra had been found to have nearly a 0% satisfaction rating on installs with consumers (+/-100% margin of error) after a series of issues in South Australia, a rating lower than ebola, popular with some kinksters.

"Nah yeah nah nah they're pretty ♥♥♥♥, 'ey?" said one resident after Telstra mistakenly installed a service, "Na sum' fella' was standin' in me front yard for a while, doin' ♥♥♥♥. Was confusin', 'ey?"

As a result of their failure to properly adhere to sales promises, Telstra executive leadership have been ordered by the local Magistrate's Court to appear shoeless at all times during work hours, and for LEGO(tm) 2x2 bricks to be placed liberally, but dangerously upon all floors for the next four months.

Reading the verdict, the foreman of the jury, speaking for all fellow jurors commented that they found Telstra "culpable, and frankly guilty of being the worst thing ever, too."

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i love u

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Happy New Year Jamie!

we can trade mothers if you want to

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Hi there, and thank you for the friend invite. ;)

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