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A poem by "Your mom"

It was a cold winters night when me and my son, yung Mike here, were on our way home from the annual " pin the tail to the anus" at our local cemetary. The basics of the game was to dig up a old corpse and try to stick a "tail" to its anus, its much harder than it seems because well skeletons dont have buttholes. Anyways im getting ahead of myself. On our way back we were on a slippery road when a dear came wondering out of the woods right into our path. I couldnt have stopped and didnt want to vear off and hit any other vehicles, so i smashed right through that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It must have been a baby or something cuz that ♥♥♥♥♥ flew atleast 50 feet in the air and slammed into oncoming traffic. The moral of this story is, dont do acid before taking your son to his neighbors birthday party.

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