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1.8 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
A brief, totally accurate summary of the few in game days. [spoilers, probably]

SOL 1
Everyone, abandon ship. I repeat, abandon ship!!!
3… 2… 1…
And the ship goes boom.
*SNAP*
Ah, well that’s not good.
Nope, not good at all.
Ow, my head.
What’s that burning sme… FIRE!
Work. Work. work. WORK.
Thank you.
Go away, fire.
Yes PDA, boot up your emergency systems and still manage to speak to me while not even on yet.
Yes, I know I have head trauma, a large metal plate slammed into my face.
You literally just told me that on your screen.
What just flew past the window?
Agh, time to climb out.
Popping my head out of the pod.
Oh no, what happened to the Aurora?
Oh there it is, how did I mis… SO MUCH WATER.
I’m going back to my pod.
*5 hours later*
Fine then, I guess I have no choice.
Slowly edging towards the water.
*he slips, splash*
Ooh pretty.
Pretty.
Pretty.
Pretty.
*oxygen*
That’s actually a good id.. OK I'M GOING NOW.
Ooh what’s that shiny thing?
You want me to do what?
I’ll break my hand!
Fine.
OW, and now there’s a hole in my glove.
Why does no one ever think to bring a hammer? Or a chisel?
And fixed.
What’s in there?
Pretty.
Pretty…
AAAAAAAHH!
Swimming Away!
*boom*
Did that fish just explode?
Hey, what are you?
DON'T POOP ON ME PLEASE!
Especially if it explodes into toxic sulfur gas or something.
So many fish.
So much water.
I’m going back to my pod.
Ooh solar eclipse, that’s lucky.
Fix fix fix fix eat fix drink fix fix fix…
Thank you PDA, I literally knew that already.
Ominous.
Time to go find more stuff.
Copper. Scrap. Quartz. Iron. Iron. Scrap. Iron. Silver? That’s new. Copper. Weird mushrooms… that batteries somehow have used for years even though no one has ever been to this planet before.
Ooh seaweed. Really big seaweed.
AAAAAAAHH, WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM SWORDFISH THINGY?!?
Swimming Away!
Not looking behind me!
Wait, my pod has a bottom hatch? That makes this so much easier. PDA, Why did you not tell me this?
Now you go silent on me? Seriously?
Anyways, back the abundance of very teal water.
I am well aware of my love of swimming, why is that relevant at all? I already know I’m in the ocean.
8:00, bed time.

SOL 2
*Radiation levels increasing*
Radiation? Wait what radiation.
Ah, that's bad, that’s very bad.
Exploration time, and resource gathering time.
Is that a mouth?
Nope, just weird coral.
Coral full of quartz and more things to break my hand in.

SOL 3
QUANTUM DETONATION?!? Well that sounds bad. Very, Very bad.
Ooh red grass.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU MAY NOT EAT ME!!!… weird sandy shark thing?
I’m out of here.
Ooh seaglide, time to increase swim speed. I should also get that really big O2 tank.

SOL 4
IN TWO HOURS?!?!
#%@$
I’m sorry.
And a bit hungry.
Which fish? And how?
How would sticking any fish in a fabricator make it edible… oh wait those beams are like mini sunbeams aren’t they.

SOL 5
KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I’m awake now.
ohcrap… And that’s never flying again.
Yes, a radiation suit is an idea, does this planet have lead?
Welp, time to go on a lead hunt.



And so on and so on. I’m ending this here to keep spoilers to a minimum.

But I think you get the point… AAAÆAAAAAAAAAAAH! Yes, that's the whole game.

It’s glorious.

I love Subnautica, buy it as soon as you can.

BEWARE: Rather small life forms ahead, and water. Lots of water.

Oh, and always remember “There’s always a bigger fish.” - Qui-Gon Jinn
Posted 27 November, 2021. Last edited 27 November, 2021.
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68.4 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
It's Skyrim, what else is there to say... other than 6/5 stars if stars were here.
Posted 26 December, 2020. Last edited 10 January, 2021.
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1,270.7 hrs on record (984.2 hrs at review time)
Space Engineers is great,

Pros,

Very entertaining,
Easy to build,
Realistic (ish) visuals,
Good painting system,
Good priced DLC,
Amazing modding community,
Good for cinematics,
The workshop has lots of amazing builds,
Good physics, (most of the time)
Klang,
Lots more,

Cons,

You will need a good computer,
Klang,
I can’t think of anything else,

Good job on this game devs, please don’t abandon it.
Posted 4 December, 2020. Last edited 18 January, 2021.
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219.5 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
The game is very entertaining but it is vital that you remember to unpause the game when you start for the first time.
(you may spend an hour trying to find out what to do after empire is created)
Posted 1 December, 2020.
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