What's up youtube? So, there's been something I've been wanting to bring up with you guys for like a little while now. So this game we're vs Lulu right? And the thing about Lulu is she's a yordle. Right? And one thing that I've noticed, is that I'm actually really sexually attracted to yordles. Let me explain. The cool thing about yordles is that imagine that you're big and strong right? Like you're insanely big. You know what I mean? The cool thing is that you have these like 4 ft tall little gremlins that you can just go crazy on. And it's like, it just sounds so crazy no? Like imagine like Lulu or like Poppy and you go absolutely demonic on them. You know it's like you're 1v9, but irl you're 1v9. Like you have your divine sunderer and sterak's and like it's 5 minutes in you know what I mean?

Like, everything that like usually would be like pretty underpowered, right like sterak's isn't a good item, but like if you get into a game bro and you have sterak's at 2 minutes it's broken literally. So that's why I've been thinking a lot recently. And I've been thinking: which yordles would I be most interested in impregnating. Now let me explain. The only kinda like trash thing about impregnating a yordle, is the fact that it's like at the end of the day, you're gonna have scuffed kids, like literal 3 foot tall kids.

But it's fine, because like dude, like, like no cancer dude, imagine like Tristana lets you go crazy inside of her you know? Like, bro it's worth. Like, legit it's worth. It's worth. I've been thinking about like who would be like the perfect mother for my like half yordle half centaur Hecarim babies right? And that's when I started... Oh hold on. There's a free Lee Sin kill. Nice! So that's when I started thinking a little bit right? And I was saying: honestly like who's there to choose from? Right? So there's Poppy there's Tristana there's Lulu. And those are like the main 3 and like you have a couple others but it's like you're not gonna go crazy on Heimer.

After a good duo in league, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great duos and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a league party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard push against my leg. I punched him and then tripled his ass. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

wow keep talking ♥♥♥♥ kid u might ♥♥♥♥ the hottest chicks irl but i ♥♥♥♥ the hottest dudes in the gamer world so dont ever talk ♥♥♥♥ to me again

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