Recent reviews by AKMB

If you are not already playing this game, don't start. Getting new cards is heavily stacked against you. Cards that appear in the paid series pass are basically impossible to acquire after the season has ended. Over the last year the amount of ingame currency received has been reduced or removed at every opportunity. The devs are trying to squeeze every penny out of you and aren't even subtle anymore.

This game seems to be inspired by papers please, but misses everything that makes that game work. There's no challenge in your day to day, nothing that puts your ethics to the test other than "your boss tells you to" which makes the whole game feel pointless.

I like the ♥♥♥ lizard :)

A great game for shouting at friends whilst drunk because you're bad at golf.

Very fun

I'm not sure when something is classed medically as an addiction, but I think I've passed that point with this game.

Terribad.

CS:GO is great for about 10 minutes a day, before I get sick of playing arms race. The mode is my favourite but still has severe bugs:
Rampant spawncamping:
I spawn in and a guy standing behind the spawn point kills me repaetedly
Maps favour one side:
Safehouse favours CTs, they can get a vantage on the Terrorist spawn easier and as such farm easy kills, other maps have other problems
Knife kills steal a level:
Seriously? this is the most annoying thing, i finally get out of the first few terrible guns and then some sod sticks me back in them
The first few levels are terrible:
the levels from 3+ are vastly superior to the ones on levels 1 and 2, which means I quite often get stuck at level terribad being sniped across the map with any long range gun, losing at close range to people with shotguns and losing medium range to rifles like the AUG.

However, If the teams are fair and you manage to escape the first few levels then the game type is incredibaly fun. but there's a 50/50 chance of getting stuck IMO, which annyos me.

Other modes i'm not bothered about, not good enough to play competitive and casual is ruined by the awkward 2 minutes when most people are dead and there is someone sitting in the corner of the map doing nothing waiting to die. If that person didn't exist i'd paly it a lot more, andif there was some way for newer players to play together so i don't get completley rekt by people with 1300 hours that'd be swell.

However it's great fun and i keep playing it. So i'd say go for it. It's good most the time.

Incest and familial murder simulator 1066 shows you the full extent of family life, enabling you to do bonding experiences sucks as:
Going on a crusade together
Murdering someone together
Having a feast
Putting down rebellions
Genocide
Incest.

10/10, best simulator on steam.

Fun, decent "progression" system, although sniping is pretty broken as the easy to use gun does too much damage and the bow and arrow which you have to be a pro to hit people with does almost no damage and the game goes through phases of people playing the same thing, but it's free and the rest is pretty good.