Recent reviews by Coculus

Don't let the ranking system fool you, everyone is silver.

I don't know what else to write so here's a CS:GO Match Making cake recipe:

250 Grams of Butter
4 Eggs (your team)
100 grams of your own tears (salted)
1 tbsp of Salt
Another tbsp of Salt
More salt??
A cup of salt (salted)
You know what?
Just add the entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaker in there
Dried ocean water (just the salt)
Blood of a sacrificial lamb
Papa Smurf's hat

1) Draw your pentagram on the ground, using the Lamb's blood.
2) Chant you prayers to Gabe
3) You only need to preheat the oven to 10 degrees because everyone is already baked as ♥♥♥♥
4) Enjoy your cake! Why is it blue you ask? Why that's because it's the only thing Gabe will give you! Blues!

666/10. Would sell my soul if I had one.