I want to ♥♥♥♥ mitochondria. I fantasize every night about pumping my throbbing ♥♥♥♥ into the warm, soft cristae of those sexy powerhouses. I want to feel the buzz of energy as the electrons orbit in the gravitational field of my massive ♥♥♥♥. I want to feel the hot tightness of the mitochondrial membranes rubbing against my ♥♥♥♥ as I thrust it in and out of ATP synthases until I orgasm, washing the mitochondria with my ♥♥♥ like a tidal wave and mixing my own DNA with that of the mitochondria. Just thinking about it makes me want to explode with sexual energy.

Hey, thanks for calling 1-800-gec-2-u
Please hold while I connect you to a rock hard wet gec
That's just dying to talk to you
I hear your sighs, but can't see your eyes
I don't know what your real name is
But I want you so bad
I don't know how to be alone
I'm always pickin' up the phone
'Bout to make my call
I'll charge it to my card, I'll pay the fee
'Cause I know that love ain't free (Hey)
I'm sitting all alone, and I call you on the phone
And I say, "I need love, can you gec to me now?"
I'm sitting all alone, and I call you on the phone
And I say, "I need love, can you gec to me now?"
I'm sitting all alone, and I call you on the phone
And I say, "I need to gec, can you gec to me now?"
I'm sitting all alone, and I call you on the phone
And I say, "I need love, can you gec to me now?"
But I like to pretend that you love me

Signed by these nuts and balls

Signed by Jakze :>

Signed by Bobby Doofenshmurda

Signed by Kamii ^_^