Boy oh boy where do I even begin.IHateBlueberries... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you.I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years,remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, IHateBlueberries.

Ah ni'gga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful ni'gga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee - yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitc'hes on yo di'ck. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fu*kin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fu*k'ing with. Ni'gg

h-hi looking for females/males above 16 i love to edate!!! ill post on ur profile for a few weeks, commenting things like "x3" "hai" "nice profile pic" "cute profile picture" :3" or even anime emoticons.i will like everything you like, join all the groups you're in, like things you like; i will continue doing this for 2-3 weeks, until you notice me, and eventually add me. when i accept you, i will act really shy, i will start off the conversation by asking "How are you x3" and make subtle hints indicating that i have developed e-feelings for you within the 30-40 minutes of conversating. after a few hours of talking, i will confess my undying love for you. we will have hearts linking to eachothers profiles, and i will make edgy groups for just us. named "Cuties" and lock the group after we post hearts in the comment section. after a few hours later, i will make advances onto you hinting that i want to have e-sex with you, once i get enough e-sex i will remove you.

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