If you were thinking about adding me:
- You're either a bot, a scammer or have very poor taste in friends.
- If you randomly add me, I promise you that we'll become best friends before I abandon you forever.
- I'd like to pretend that this will stop people from adding me but let's be honest, who reads this stuff?



- Feel free to drop me a message when I'm online, if you're lucky I'll reply.
- I love all comments on my profile equally, except for the ones about my ♥♥♥♥, which I love a little more.
- I speak English incredibly well and a crumb of Norwegian (albeit poorly).

Online: I'm clearly very lonely and in need of a message.
Away: Will I ever come back? Who knows? Not me, that's for sure.
Busy: Definitely not polishing the flesh dolphin.
Offline: Probably just appearing offline so you don't see the degenerate games I play.
Ingame: Regular games? I'll reply. VR games? You'll be waiting a long time.

Git gud