I am very similar to you... Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A few years ago a group of girls pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came. The girls said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had a broken neck and my face was torn off. Send this message to 15 people after you read the whole message if you value your life! A boy called David received this message. He just laughed and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing... MY LAUGHTER! He got really scared, rushed to his phone to repost this message... But he was too late. The next morning his mum entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying, "You will never have him back!" Send this to 15 people in the next 5 minutes if you don't want your fate to be the same as David's. Your time starts... NOW! The story is true you can research it on google

Wait....
if you're jerking off...and i'm jerking off... THEN WHOS WATCHING THE PRICELESS CRYSTAL BALL THAT TELLS YOU HOW YOU DIE???!!!???!!!!
(Loud shattering sound from the next room)

@Goro Majima did u achually post my steam to r/coolsteamprofiles ? id have to die if u did

my brown king

the person below is angry because i dabbed epic style

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

AW FRICK!!!!!!!

i really like your steam profile :3 I took a screenshot of it and posted it on r/coolsteamprofiles and it's getting a lot of updoots! haha

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I do not consent to any field sobriety tests, I will get physically violent

brœ i m THRÖBBING elemefayœ

hey bro we keep trying to
gift you femboy games
as a joke but it doesn't work!
do you know why it-

blub blub

never buy no weed from the gas station

ive' had vissions and prophecies microwaved into my head at 4:23 am on December 15th (Pacific standard Time). It harrowed ill tidings towards you one of my dearest friends.....please if you can stay away from any suspicously new tunnel entrances, pianos hanging overhead and cliffs. I will visit you soon to personally annoint you with oils

I have TOOL blasting at 300% in my ears and it's connected to a butt plug/vibrator combo, do I look like I need your help?

im gobbing all over the place, ♥♥♥♥♥ getting real green in here

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Helllll yeah! We did it!

Time for a bunch of new meme and Trump emotes int he shop I expect. haha

MREEEEEEWOWW⚡️⚡️⚡️❗️❗️

Oh mine GOD,😳😳 I accidentally 🙈🙈 hath sent😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆🍆...prithee delete it!❌❌🛑! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look?😏😏 Haha I jest..🤣🤣, Delete it.🛑❌..Should thee crave..?😳🙈... Haha nay,❌ Banish it.🛑🛑..'Lest?🙈😳

Bold to drop the n word on your own profile. Respect

You damn n’wah

You’re gonna make me say it

Welcome Nerevar, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind!

Wednesday is day of the week for frogs duh

Do you truly believe a frog has enough brain cells to know what day of the week it is? Not even I have that

It's not even wednesday my dudes

OH GOD THE FOOD I LEFT HAS SUMMONED THEM



good luck bro im fxckin outta here

ima just leave him some frog snacks i hope that's okay

oh my god what a fat fxck

he still hungy

do not disturb him he eatin

Crispy

Make me crunch

A dash of Celtic salt and pepper will do well

I'd gladly let him eat my skin. Flavour me well pls

I think beep might be hungry. It’ll make a mighty fine dustwich

Who eats my skin? Can I pick? Do I have a say in how it's prepared?

You’re going straight on the peeler machine

GET BEEPED IDIOT

Did I just get beeped?

LOOOOOOOOOK

Do you need a psychiatric evaluation? I know someone that can help

* *shows ocean-liner sized pp* *

CHAT IS BRO CAP'ING?

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chat is this chiId zorn

I must bathe in the blood of sheep in order to please O’ Father, O’ Satan, O’ Sun