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16 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
It should be illegal to release this DLC in such conditions where you wonder whether you are on crack or the devs are. You open this beautiful map and want to tame a managarmr? Be ready to deal with adhd managar that jumps and dashes around like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ maniac. You want to tame an owl? OMFG get ready for the mastermind stupidity of the year. There are meshes all around the world that haven't been fixed for months now even though you are required to go to certain places. You literally fall through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ map and lose all your ♥♥♥♥. Gachas are walking around you looking at you as if you were a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke and if you want to transfer to another server be ready that every city terminal is gone so you have to go to the king titan obelisk. And btw the map doesn't end when you come close to the border and it prohibits you to exit it like on the island map. No, it ends like 5 coordinates away from the supposed border and when you fly into directly to this king obelisk with something like wyvern and don't realise by yourself that you've left the map even though you are still on it you die and lose all your ♥♥♥♥. The map markers are irregular, small and make almost no sound to warn you whatsoever are a complete joke. If you want advice, don't ever walk on this cursed map that is unfinished and go play ASE.
Posted 14 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
295.5 hrs on record (294.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
After playing this game for 250 hours, I came to conclusion that it's not worth it. The developer doesn't fix anything significant but keeps on adding new content without any fixes. Meshes all around multiple maps make you fall under the texture and eat everything you had on you. So goodbye to your prescious stuff you've grinded for multiple houres. Dinos with this quote on quote ''New AI pathing'' are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and make you want to cry to sleep every night, and don't even get me started on the ping and lag issues on servers. It's sad that a game with this potential has been killed just because of greed. If you are wondering whether to buy this or not then definitely don't. This game didn't get test played by anyone and therefore you are going to be miserable. It also contains pay2win mechanics so if you really want to do everything there is, be ready to spent another $$$ for DLC's. Overall one of the most frustrating game to play on steam rn
Posted 17 January. Last edited 27 March.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
11.6 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I shat myself
Posted 4 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,326.8 hrs on record (682.9 hrs at review time)
Help
Posted 2 June, 2019. Last edited 2 March, 2021.
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