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The God of Wealth arrives, bringing prosperity and luck.
If he notices you, you have a bright future ahead.
The whole family celebrates the New Year,
Wishing you abundant blessings and good health.
May this year bring you promotions and success,
And may your days be filled with laughter and a bright future.
Wishing you smooth gaming experiences and lucky draws,
May good fortune shine upon you, and may nothing hold you back.
May you enjoy pleasant conversations with friends and family,
Filling the New Year with joy and happiness.

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BY ALLAH, IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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💯💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖💖 Send this to ten🔟 other 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦Mujahideen👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or NEVER get called ☁️Brother☁

Sister. I've noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab. When you wear a hijab, you are obeying the commands of Allah, and you can expect great rewards in return. It is Allah's protection of your natural beauty. You are too precious to be "on display" for each man to see. It is Allah's preservation of your chastity. Allah purifies your heart and mind through the hijab. Allah raises your dignity through the hijab. When a strange man looks at you, he respects you because he sees that you respect yourself. And this applies to your reddit avatar as well.

DO NOT BUILD BATTLE AGAINST ALLAH WITOHUT YOUR SQUAD

Today while playing Fortnite I ran into Allah at pleasant parks while he was trying to run solo squads. Knowing he was weakened, I told my squad to stay high ground while I engaged him on my own. He had worse loot and no heals but he's an amazing player.

He is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ powerful. I'm not cracked enough at the game to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and ran out of heals. His edits are immensely cracked and he cranks 90s at an ungodly speeds.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting default skin. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue climbing the Fortnite ladder. I'm currently using medkits and mini shields that my squad gave me to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together (maybe even cross team) if we want to ♥♥♥♥ on this god.

AINT no way

the next zezima

Do NOT face Allah alone when Astral projecting

Today while astral projecting I summoned allah to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.

He is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting witch. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Allah is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.

THIS GUY LIKES WOMEN!!! (allegedly)

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Club Penguin) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)

hello logan

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-rep who is dis guy

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wtf!

nah ♥♥♥♥ u -rep

nevermind +rep

gay

-rep
bad trader

I pee a lot. A whole lot. Whenever i pee it overflows the toilet and gets all over the bathroom floor. When i pee in the shower the drain can't even keep up because the sheer amount of piss and my shower overflows. Diapers don't help. They soak so much they just fall down. No matter how much i pee, no matter the gallon count, i am never satisfied. Please help. I'm begging you, please. I can't stop peeing i can't stop i can't stop please

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Quit it weeb. Were a mature server for macho adults and republicans, and those Chinese cartoons are globalist propaganda. Now sit down, take a beer, and watch hentai like the rest of us.

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My son 👦🏻 can be homer sexual 🏳️‍🌈 My daughter 👧🏻 can be lebanese 👭 But I will NEVER ‼️ Raise a child 👶🏻 who likes Jake and Logan Paul 🙅🏻‍

Oh boy. You shut me off completely by your rick remarks. This is what 12 year olds do when they cant respond to a thought. Troll strangers on the internet and memes (alt right and extremist tactics). I wish you say to it to my face IRL. I will show how to have a proper political discussion. People like should get cancer and die a slow painful death. Your post history shows you're a muslim troll who have so much time on his hand and contribute nothing but trolling. Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself you piece of ♥♥♥♥ and learn how to respond to a political thought instead of acting like 12 years old, you cancerous ♥♥♥♥. You and alt right idiots only know how to use the word "triggered". That word can shut down opponents according to you idiots. Is there no other word in the dictionary? You simple minded ♥♥♥♥♥♥? Overusing words will make it meaningless. Blocked, you 12 years old stupid piece of filth.

kisses :*

Alright fella, here's the thing. I noticed you said a swear word on my Minecraft server, and that is strictly forbidden. If I ever see you on my server again, I will hck you up with the likes of which have never been seen before. I can kill you in 100 different ways, and that's just with my pickaxe. I have over 300 confirmed diamonds on Planet Mknecrafy. I was top of my class in Mineschool. I will grief your house so bad you'll think it was a Vietnamese hospital. You're hcking dead, kiddo.

On a side note, I always thought it was weird that sexual education doesnt include live demonstrations...like if you've got a hot busty teacher, why doesn't she just show her students how its done?? It would be educational AND fun. Don't put the condom over a banana, grab one of the dudes and do an actual demonstration! Don't just talk about sex positions, get a volunteer and show us

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I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Well, I'll be a soggy pumpernickle, I haven't seen one 'a these since 'fore the Great War! Oh, me an' ol Negro Johnny (that's what we called him, Negro Johnny. The preppy bully kids would call him "♥♥♥♥♥♥ Johnny" but we didn't take kindly to them's racist speak, no siree) used to look at asian dad memes and laugh all night long. Of course, we did it by candle light as we couldn't afford electricity (it was the great depression, after all).
And look and where we are now! Boy howdy have the times changed!

helo i am le epIc oli (ebin:DDDDD) i Love Pottis And savndich Too drinking Montan Dew and la epic poot is my fav class xD
i also have a e-bf his name is big dan and he's cockasauras is 20 inches :DDD (like my fOot when i put in ur horse XD)
and if u wnt 2 b fridnds u have 2 Be Pr0oOo Gammer Like b4nny (my fav player he pwn n1ggers xD)
nd aso i only hoovy good plyrs in my frinds list so if u want 2 add me u can my fav class is heavy btw:DDDD (POTTIS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)

Why haven't they made a spongebob fleshlight? Think about it: it would be so soft, squishy, and there are enough holes in him that your friends could insert their wieners inside of him at the same time as you. I don't know about you but spongebob has always turned me on. Just the thought of an innocent, children's cartoon character turned into a penis sucking machine makes him 10x hotter. It could even have a suction cup on the bottom so you could mount it to the wall. In my opinion this is a perfect business idea, and it would satisfy many of my needs.

Good evening Twitter, this is your boy Carlton Banks, and about like 30 to 45 minutes ago, I beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of my ♥♥♥♥ so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my ♥♥♥♥ has also went totally numb to the point where it feels ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird when I go and take a piss.

Dear Son,
Your mom and I are very proud and happy that you are back home. We enjoy watching you grow older and mature, even if you are living with us again.
We are concerned about one thing. Do you remember the talks we had when you were 13? And 15? And again at 18 about performing the five finger shuffle too frequently? We hoped you grew out of it but it appears to continue.
You know your mom and I think shucking corn is totally normal and we have no issue with it. We are concerned that you seem to wanking on the hour every hour for about 20 minutes. This occurs nearly everyday at all hours. We are worried that your persistent love on and for yourself might mean you will never leave home and the free wifi you get here.
Listen, I get it. Your old man occasionally fires up some babysitter porn and wrestles with the eel on nights when your mom won't put on her lacy thigh highs, nipple clamps and play obedient sub for me. A man needs to take care of his meat from time to time.
Love
Dad

Hello, some time ago you left a message on my profile. I just wanna let you know that I hope you and your family die of cancer, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ inbred. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monkey ♥♥♥♥♥♥ swinging between trees to put food on the table. When you get married, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is gonna come n and kill your wife, which is pregnant at the time, and kill your unborn baby. I'm better than you in CS, and there is nothing, NOTHING, hiding from that. So take your little sausage out of your throat you british snigling ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Hi, Fap Master here. Through proper operation and maintenance the penis should be able to operate under even the most adverse conditions. Think of your ♥♥♥♥ like a 155mm Howitzer, only smaller. Barrel maintenance is paramount. Too much shampoo drys the skin out and contributes to weakening the tophat-shaft junction.
Similar to a howitzer barrel, you need to check for damage, deformities and foreign objects before slamming out a few high explosive semen rounds. If you fire off a few skeets without proper verifications and checks you're bound to have some damage occur, much like OP had.
Tldr; through proper maintenance your ♥♥♥♥ should be able to withstand even the most rigorous fap session.
Source: professional competitive fapper, 64 time champion.

-rep, uses steam

Can't tell if loyal or just greedy

+rep taught me how to eat fried chicken with my penis wrapped around his waist and my arm wrapped around his wanka

+rep good in bed..........bed bath and beyond

+rep #GN2 squaaa taught me how to wank my wanka

+Rep taught me all the knowledge about ihop and wendys, tried to get at my trouser snake

+rep great guy!

+rep!