+rep gave me a good deal on fact new dragon lore

hey kitten i was just wondering if you wanted to see the sock lint between my toes> i sell it for cheap i swear. I cant wait until i can empy my shoes of te delicious linty goodness

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

hey kitten its me again. ive been thinking of you these past few months or so and i.. well.. i cant say how much ive missed you. i love every inch of you from the top of your head to the bunion on your left foot god i cant wait to see you again.

hey cutie i noticed you are a girl gamer! (meow) I was just wondering if you wanted to be my friend. I am interested in learning more about the female sex and you seem like a good subject to set my sights on :) get back to me at your earliest convenience kitten uwu

YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE YOUR DAD