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160.7 hrs on record (132.4 hrs at review time)
an all time classic now with workshop features to allow more for an already amazing story
Posted 21 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
"Placid Plastic Duck Simulator" is the epitome of thrilling and engaging gameplay—if your idea of excitement is doing absolutely nothing as a rubber duck. Here's a detailed breakdown of the game’s "highlights":

Concept and Atmosphere (2/10)
Relaxation: Yes, it’s relaxing—relaxing to the point of putting you to sleep. If you’re looking for a cure for insomnia, this game might just be it.
Environment: The 3D seaside pool environment is as captivating as watching paint dry. Sure, it’s pretty, but there's only so much you can do with a static pool and some plastic ducks.
Gameplay (1/10)
Simplicity: The gameplay is straightforward because there’s hardly any gameplay at all. Float, sunbathe, dip your beak—riveting stuff, right?
Variety of Ducks: Oh, joy! Fifty different ducks, each with their own "style and demeanor." If you can tell the difference between one lifeless plastic duck and another, you deserve a medal.
Features (2/10)
Pools: Two whole pools. Wow. That’s double the monotony.
Special Events: Special events? If you count an airplane flying overhead or a UFO sighting as events, then sure, it’s full of surprises.
Music and Sound: The nostalgic tunes are a nice touch, until you realize you can turn off the radio and listen to the waves—which is just as bland.
Day and Night Cycle: Witness the thrilling transition from day to night, where absolutely nothing different happens except a change in lighting.
Achievements: Fifteen achievements to unlock. Because nothing screams "achievement" like spending hours watching rubber ducks bob around aimlessly.
Overall (2/10)
"Placid Plastic Duck Simulator" might be the perfect game if you’re looking to do absolutely nothing in the most tedious way possible. It’s marketed as a relaxing experience, and it certainly lives up to that—if your definition of relaxation includes being bored out of your mind. If you're looking for any form of excitement or engagement, look elsewhere. Everything is going to be alright—just not with this game.
Posted 4 July, 2024.
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58.5 hrs on record (33.4 hrs at review time)
Excelent WW1 bayonete combat
Posted 7 December, 2023.
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3.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Good Fun on the go, keeps you alert as well as simple and easy to play
Posted 7 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.8 hrs on record
This game is a Complete scam,
The Developer has done nothing in !! Months from December 2018 to fix even the simple reported issue of being able to change factions,
There are no updates!, not one! that has actually done more then colour changes since 2018,\
Buying this game is just funding a publisher that is clearly a fraud and Scam Artist with no interest in finishing their games and only Taking advantage of steam's platform to rob people with unfinished products.

DO NOT BUY THIS GAME
Posted 23 November, 2019.
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5 people found this review helpful
21.1 hrs on record (19.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
great tactical gameplay overall a great game to buy if you enjoy tactical gameplay keep it up gents looking forward to the end ressult
Posted 6 May, 2015. Last edited 19 May, 2015.
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