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m☾✩☽n 10 Feb, 2018 @ 5:01am 
"Why would the brother ♥♥♥♥ the maid"- iF YOU WANT TO USE WHAT I SAID AT LEAST GIVE ME CREDIT BOII
m☾✩☽n 3 Dec, 2017 @ 9:10pm 
THIS IS A C H R I S T I A N S A F E Z O N E AND I DEMAND YOU FOLLOW GODS PLANS AND R E S P E C T T H E B I B L E THAT WAS INTENDED TO KEEP US P U R E AND L O V E D. BECAUSE ONLY G O D TRULY LOVES YOU, YOU M U S T LOVE HIM BACK. IF NOT... well haha ;) G O D WILL PREVAIL
Marota 24 Oct, 2017 @ 12:01pm 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,"
m☾✩☽n 27 Mar, 2017 @ 4:40am 
Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the cottage,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf.
Sharpening an ax,
(Shia LaBeouf.)
But he doesn't hear you enter,
(Shia LaBeouf.)
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf.
Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf,
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf,
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf.
m☾✩☽n 27 Mar, 2017 @ 4:40am 
You limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten Shia LaBeouf

Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise!
There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
Body Slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
tripping a blind kid 21 Feb, 2017 @ 6:51pm 
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