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tr1m` 12 Feb, 2022 @ 9:00pm 
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Newman 31 Dec, 2018 @ 4:44pm 
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Newman 20 Aug, 2018 @ 5:08pm 
I was born into a family of non-yeeters. Every morning before I went to school my father would say, "if I ever find out that you've hit that yeet, I'll thump ya."

"Yes, pa," I would always reply. It was a regular occurrence for him to burst into my room unannounced while I was relaxing or doing homework.

"Y'all hitting that yeet?" he would seeth.

"No, pa," I would answer.
Newman 20 Aug, 2018 @ 5:07pm 
"Good." He would then walk out the room and shout, "If I ever catch ya, it's a thumpin'."

It was a difficult upbringing. I had seen my friends hittin' that yeet at school, and many of them encouraged me to partake.

I would swallow my pride. "No thanks. I don't wanna catch a thumpin' from pa." As a result, I was an outcast. A loner. I became depressed, knowing that I would never be like my peers, I would never fit in - I would never hit that yeet.

One day, when I was still but a wee lad, I became curious. I was in my room, watching Instagram videos of fellas my age hittin' that yeet all over town without a care in the world. My intentions got the better of me. I stood up, my knees trembling. Carefully, I leaned onto my right foot and raised my hand in the air.

I breathed in.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!"

My father burst from my closet. "I told you I'd thump ya if I ever caught you hittin' that yeet, ♥♥♥♥♥," he ejaculated. Then, he thumped me.

I haven't hit that yeet since.
Newman 12 Aug, 2018 @ 7:46am 
Next time you want to talk ♥♥♥♥ on me, remember my position in life and remember yours. I'm not some druggy piece of ♥♥♥♥ mf, I'm a future ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ United States Space Force Soldier. A title you will never claim. I've worked harder in the past 2 days then you ever will in your life. I have matured, learned, and taught myself how to be independent while you're still living on your parents paychecks. I make my own money, I pay my own bills, I work on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Spaceship while you can't even get a job at the dollar store. Don't ever try to talk down to me again because you were once above me but I will do nothing but strive to be on top and be better then the person I was yesterday. I've worked too hard and felt too much pain in my life for you to try and say you're better than me. Gtgo.
jamey 16 Jul, 2018 @ 5:19pm 
8 - is currently offline, they will receive your message the next time they log in.

come back daddy uwu did not mean be rude will not destroyed u please ua re the rainbow 6 professional and ua re definitely in the pro leagues and i am not
The0DayCafe 27 Dec, 2017 @ 7:33am 
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beanswtf 2 Oct, 2017 @ 5:21pm 
love how he only mentions your mom and grandma because black people never have dads LOL
beanswtf 2 Oct, 2017 @ 5:20pm 
i gues u think u funny cracker, lol but keep talking dat ♥♥♥♥ and watch me have my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slut ass mom and grandma. how about u meet me in person & and we settle this ? where u live ♥♥♥♥ a ?
beanswtf 2 Oct, 2017 @ 5:20pm 
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NeisiTaK1m 31 Jul, 2017 @ 7:58am 
yes
SilvaTone 19 Jul, 2017 @ 2:13pm 
I hope you trip off your carpet and it ruins your week :)
The0DayCafe 4 Jul, 2017 @ 4:54pm 
162 hhours in the past two weeks. You're a legend.
jamey 19 Jun, 2017 @ 10:57pm 
i gues u think u funny cracker, lol but keep talking dat ♥♥♥♥ and watch me have my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slut ass mom and grandma. how about u meet me in person & and we settle this ? where u live ♥♥♥♥ a ?
The0DayCafe 12 Jun, 2017 @ 4:42pm 
I hate how much I love this man. He breaks my heart but then comforts me. He cheats on me, but at the same time treats me with respect.
NeisiTaK1m 16 Apr, 2017 @ 7:15pm 
rank s esea gamer
currie 16 Apr, 2017 @ 10:45am 
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned
currie 21 Mar, 2017 @ 1:06pm 
cuz i wanna ♥♥♥♥ u dane
DVG 21 Mar, 2017 @ 6:45am 
This guy commets on my profile everyday... kinda weird.
DVG 14 Mar, 2017 @ 5:13pm 
Gambles during an esea match, does not care about his team-mates what soever.
currie 12 Mar, 2017 @ 11:54am 
When You Eat A Chicken Parmesan But It Turns Out To Be A Parmesan Chicken And Then That Parmesan Chicken Lays An Egg And You Crack That Egg Open And There Is A Roll Of Cheese So You Get That Cheese And You Eat It So You Be Like Yas ♥♥♥♥♥ That A Good Ass Cheese Roll But Then You Realize As The Parmesan Chicken Stares At You With Tearing Eyes. That Cheese You Just Ate. That Cheese. It Was The Chicken's Child. But Even Worse. That Egg Was Formed In The Parmesan Chicken's Poophole
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dust 2 veteran 10 Feb, 2017 @ 12:13pm 
Good evening, David, I'm Doctor Postino from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We reccomend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsability;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day
currie 8 Feb, 2017 @ 8:12pm 
Feel free to watch for yourself! :) @BigAL - PS: I would get rid of the 'flip' knife before ya get yer vaceroni!
currie 8 Feb, 2017 @ 8:12pm 
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HighCent 8 Feb, 2017 @ 8:05pm 
accused me for hacking ;) well, I don't blame you! sometimes I also accuse people of cheating :)
Tyler 25 Jan, 2017 @ 9:53pm 
+rep nice guy, super good at video games, it turns me on.
Matty B 4 Nov, 2016 @ 2:26pm 
can trade some infernal crates
Luceroo 3 Nov, 2016 @ 8:02pm 
added for h1z1 trade
SHACKLE 26 Oct, 2016 @ 7:15pm 
Hey man, just wondering... Can I get my underwear back that you borrowed? It was my lucky pair.
Joe ✔ 10 Oct, 2016 @ 7:26pm 
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Joe ✔ 10 Oct, 2016 @ 7:26pm 
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fluX 14 Sep, 2016 @ 8:53am 
Walling ♥♥♥
Manzi 25 Aug, 2016 @ 5:13pm 
walling he was on my team
The_Chosen_Juan 5 Aug, 2016 @ 5:17pm 
-rep
// 11 Jun, 2016 @ 9:06am 
added for carry
kairu 15 Sep, 2015 @ 4:07am 
Buying keys
Assureddoge 7 Sep, 2015 @ 3:41pm 
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firtah 7 Sep, 2015 @ 8:27am 
added to talk for trade..
Bambi_ 4 Sep, 2015 @ 7:41pm 
+rep
Dobry. 4 Sep, 2015 @ 9:58am 
+rep
EnigmaEx 4 Sep, 2015 @ 9:41am 
+rep fast and fair
Loppupeleis1337 1 Sep, 2015 @ 8:43am 
+rep nice trader
nut 28 Aug, 2015 @ 1:14am 
looking to trade please add
richyS 13 Aug, 2015 @ 4:59am 
+rep fast and good trader
Ananas㍐ 12 Aug, 2015 @ 2:24pm 
+rep :horns:
ⓋⒺⒾⓁⒺツ 2 Jul, 2015 @ 8:15am 
+rep