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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2015 @ 6:08am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2015 @ 6:53am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2015 @ 6:06am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 11:34pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2015 @ 6:47am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2015 @ 6:51am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 10:09pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 12:49am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 11:43am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2015 @ 4:22am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2015 @ 6:05am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 11:33am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 10:25am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 5:26am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 9:47pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2015 @ 6:56am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2015 @ 4:13am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 11:33pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2015 @ 6:53am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 12:03am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 7:57am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 5:29am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2015 @ 4:39am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2015 @ 7:26am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 3:13am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 10:55pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 11:30pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 12:05am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 1:31pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 10:38am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2015 @ 6:41am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2015 @ 6:08am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2020 @ 9:25am

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2020 @ 9:03am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2020 @ 4:25am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 10:56pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2015 @ 6:06am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 11:12am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 10:02pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 12:51am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2020 @ 5:02am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 8:06am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 7:43am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2020 @ 8:38am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 3:18am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2015 @ 6:55am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2016 @ 8:51am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 9:50pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 3:40am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2015 @ 11:19am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2015 @ 11:16am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2019 @ 3:53am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 10:02pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 10:24am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 5:38am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 5:31am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2019 @ 9:07am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2019 @ 9:02am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2015 @ 12:23am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 1:52pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 8:35am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2015 @ 11:34am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 4:12pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 4:44pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 1:52pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 6:18am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:49am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 3:23pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 1:36am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2015 @ 10:25pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 10:00am



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
3,745 / 5,000

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
+9

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