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useless nation
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Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A: A corpse.
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Wad some power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as others see us.
-- R. Burns
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disbar, n:
As distinguished from some other bar.
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Mulder: I think it's remotely plausible that someone might
think you're hot.
"The X-Files: E.B.E"
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I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *__________horrifying* 20
minutes of my life!
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* dpkg hands stu a huge glass of vbeer
* Joey takes the beer from stu, you're too young ;)
* Cylord takes the beer from Joey, you're too drunk.
* Cylord gives the beer to muggles.
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Deliberation, n.:
The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is
buttered on.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Quid me anxius sum?
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