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🧴 Rivka ß 6 Feb, 2020 @ 6:48pm 
The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows
that the average man can see much better than he can think.
-- Ladies' Home Journal

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Professor: Some say I'm robbing the cradle but I say she's robbing the grave.
🙁
Fry: Lucy Liu-bot, if I don't survive the corn, I want you to know that I
love you as much as a man can love a computerized image of a gorgeous
celebrity, which it turns out is a lot.
😭
Peter: Lois, I can't find my favorite pair of underwear.
Lois: Which one? The one where you ripped hole in it from when you got stuck in that airplane bathroom from when you got the trots?
Peter: No, I'm looking for the pair from when I had to hold it in because it was that extra long Palm Sunday service and I thought blowing gas would offend Jesus so I let it rip in the vestibule after service and it sounded like Louie Armstrong.
Lois: Top drawer.

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WAIFU 13 Jan, 2018 @ 11:08am 
詐欺。
hyi_sos 7к 5 Jan, 2018 @ 2:14pm 
ору с тебя
hyi_sos 7к 5 Jan, 2018 @ 2:14pm 
хахахах,сейчас бы с гта вак получать
x3m 4 Jan, 2018 @ 2:24am 
-rep wx
F.O.R.T.L.E.S 8 Jun, 2017 @ 1:59am 
Читер ♥♥♥♥♥♥
.shket 8 May, 2017 @ 11:34am 
+rep best player:steamhappy:
GHOSTEMANE 2 May, 2017 @ 8:33pm 
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天使のAVA 24 Jan, 2017 @ 6:44am 
https://vk.com/supernyb ска
слипоййййй
GHOSTEMANE 24 Jan, 2017 @ 6:42am 
хахахахах
天使のAVA 24 Jan, 2017 @ 6:41am 
слепой
天使のAVA 24 Jan, 2017 @ 6:41am 
тупой критин