Steam Community :: DOCTOR JESUS

83.0 hrs on record (58.3 hrs at review time)

**Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader – Space Shenanigans Done Right**

Who knew heresy could be this fun? Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader has managed to capture my heart, my time, and probably a chunk of my soul (don’t tell the Inquisition). As someone who loves the grimdark vibes of the Warhammer universe, this game delivered an adventure that felt like strapping a bolter to a treasure map and setting off into the void.

First off, the sheer freedom to be a morally questionable space capitalist is as addictive as it is hilarious. Whether you're brokering sketchy deals with xenos, debating the finer points of heresy with the Ecclesiarchy, or just pointing at something and yelling "Purge it!"—this game gives you a delightful array of choices to make you feel like the captain of the galaxy's most dysfunctional ship.

The combat system is crunchy and satisfying. Nothing beats the joy of unleashing a well-timed orbital strike or watching your team of misfit companions mow through enemies in a glorious display of over-the-top violence. (Except maybe the joy of arguing with them later about who gets the last serving of corpse starch.)

Speaking of companions, they’re the chaotic heart of the experience. From pious zealots to shady scoundrels, each of them has enough personality to fill a cargo hold. They’ll argue, banter, and occasionally question why they’re following *you* of all people. And honestly, who can blame them? My Rogue Trader has made some choices that would make even Chaos gods cringe.

Visually, the game is a feast for the eyes. Gothic starships, grimy hive cities, and bleak alien landscapes are all rendered in breathtaking detail. The soundtrack slaps, too—it’s like the choir of the Emperor is following you around, dramatically reminding you of how doomed you are at all times.

And yet, for all its grimdark seriousness, Rogue Trader isn’t afraid to have a sense of humor. The game knows when to wink at the audience, whether it's through absurd dialogue options, over-the-top scenarios, or the sheer ridiculousness of the universe itself.

In short, Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader is an absolute blast. It’s the perfect mix of strategy, storytelling, and shenanigans. If you’ve ever wanted to live the life of a rogue with a questionable moral compass (and let’s be real, who hasn’t?), this game is your golden—or rather, grimdark—ticket.

10/10 would heresy again.

Posted 13 December, 2024.

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