Recent reviews by The Patriarchy

Todd could never

For the price of £1.69 it's a decent game. Incredible how video games are already released about a war which is only two years old and still not over. Grew up playing games about wars which had happened 60-70 years prior, now we have modern conflicts that aren't even over with their own games

They keep pushing out updates which do nothing but break all the mods which fix the game

It's a good game, now the PSN authentication decision has been reversed there's really no issues with it at all. It's just good fun.

I love carefully scrounging from houses and fighting my way through zombies as I go, crafting it pretty cool too. Combat isn't 10/10 but perfectly fine for this type of game. Honestly the fact a Zombie game has a no zombies mode because the game is still fun without even the core element says a lot. Game is still updated and changing, it has really dedicated devs which is also neat

Has owls in it

Not worth your time or money

Such a fun game, far greater depth than I expected too. I had no idea there'd be an entire map to drive around in and cool side quests. I like the pacing, it doesn't rush you too much at all. The enemies can sometimes spawn right next to you which can be annoying but that really isn't too big of a deal.

If you ever think about having kids just play this game. If you actually find a server though with an average age of double digits it can be a laugh though. Not a game to be taken seriously

Gun mechanics are cool and loads of fun imported games like TTT, SCP and the like on the public servers. The community makes the game as great as it is, lots of friendly people with the patience to show you how things work. If you're old enough to take a joke I'd thoroughly recommend