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This game is basically DOTA, DOTA 1, DOTA 1 was pure s.hit, the worst game since Bastion (which as we all know was pure s.hit), I could go on and on about the amazing graphics and mechanics - if there was any, which there is not. You can play as the gayest heroes, its basically HoN there is no difference, except for the fact that HoN is better, by a marginal d.ick, however if you spend a magical £50 on the f.ucking in game purchases the game gets increasingly worse as the layers from the already shattered onion get peeled off.

HOWEVER I would recommend the game to anyone who has hands and/or a left nostril, it really enhances your gaming experience, either by allowing you to punch your screen or sneeze on it, both outcomes are that you cant see the s.hit game anymore, but thats what makes it so enjoyable ---- Its like the thrill of the chase when the beautiful Shrek is chasing you and he finally catches you and the feeling when he penet....-

Anyway totally recommended game, buy it noooooooow!!

I bang of this game, i love quirky dialogue and getting bumed is also fun, back to the game, i love it with all my heart and it has almost infinite replayability and it has found a place in my eye.

And with add on packs such as Gods and Kings, layers upon layers of pure golden gameplay (See what I did there) are added into the game, I would recommend this to anyone who doesnt have any mental issue, or is crazy in the head (You know the head im talking about).

Anyway its a great bangable game and It will stay in my steam library for ever and ever and i might do a jiggle with it.

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