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The GOAT i love this game

hot whel

Best racing simulator of all time

do not side with mr house hes dumb and i hate him

Greatest game of all time, I wish I had more people to play with

Do I like it in a casual fun sense? yes. Is it better than heat 5? (or 4) NO. is it worth the price? NO. The lack of a mirror is just absolutely astounding, how on earth did they forget a MIRROR IN A RACING GAME. Embarrassingly bad game with a lot of glitches, and an absolutely insane amount of issues, the starts are insanely bad, qualifying is terrible, steering wheel support is bad, just everything is worse than the heat series, its insane, go buy heat 4.


If the devs fix the game i will fix this review, ill fix it just as fast as they fix the game! :D

solid game, force feedback doesnt feel great, iracing is much better, if you're serious about racing, use iracing, if you're just messing around, or drifting, assetto is your game

This game is a cinematic masterpiece. The character arcs are so incredibly emotional its overwhelming. You grow so attached to the characters and the scenes and the storytelling, its hard not to get sucked into this universe. This game should be the highest rating of all time, its an underrated masterpiece, incredible, there is no equal. The game may seem very simple at first, but it has many complex layers. The main character Garfield, has such a sex appeal, its a surprise this game doesn't have more rule 34. The sidekick, Odie, is the games comic relief, he creates a sharp contrast between he and the main character, that creates a very dynamic feel to their stories, and really adds to all of the fantastic story-lines. My personal favorite is Jon. Jon is a very secluded, lonely man, who is filled with Darkness and feelings of alienation, all he wants to do is lash out at the society that has wronged him. The first third of the game focuses on him mostly getting hassled by people of color, then by the government & the wealthy (society) but then it slowly starts to deteriorate and show his mental health going with it. Its a fantastic story that couldn't be summed up within words. Even the MENTION of this games title is enough to make me orgasm, you should pick it up if you're even remotely capable of intelligent thought, even if you're not, this game is fantastic, you don't have to have 200IQ to understand this game (although I do of course) it's easily accessible and understandable for all ages. The sex scene between Odie and Jons girlfriend, Liz, was a bit uncomfortable, but that was the point really, It really helped further show Jons mental state and why it was so messed up, his girlfriend got railed by a dog! right in front of him! I mean sure, the fact that it lasts 8-12 hours (depending on which ending you're going for) can be a bit much for casual fans, but for long time fans of this franchise, it's not a big deal at all. 11/10 would reccomend. Fun for the whole family!

This game is a cinematic masterpiece. The character arcs are so incredibly emotional its overwhelming. You grow so attached to the characters and the scenes and the storytelling, its hard not to get sucked into this universe. This game should be the highest rating of all time, its an underrated masterpiece, incredible, there is no equal. The game may seem very simple at first, but it has many complex layers. The main character Garfield, has such a sex appeal, its a surprise this game doesn't have more rule 34. The sidekick, Odie, is the games comic relief, he creates a sharp contrast between he and the main character, that creates a very dynamic feel to their stories, and really adds to all of the fantastic story-lines. My personal favorite is Jon. Jon is a very secluded, lonely man, who is filled with Darkness and feelings of alienation, all he wants to do is lash out at the society that has wronged him. The first third of the game focuses on him mostly getting hassled by people of color, then by the government & the wealthy (society) but then it slowly starts to deteriorate and show his mental health going with it. Its a fantastic story that couldn't be summed up within words. Even the MENTION of this games title is enough to make me orgasm, you should pick it up if you're even remotely capable of intelligent thought, even if you're not, this game is fantastic, you don't have to have 200IQ to understand this game (although I do of course) it's easily accessible and understandable for all ages. The sex scene between Odie and Jons girlfriend, Liz, was a bit uncomfortable, but that was the point really, It really helped further show Jons mental state and why it was so messed up, his girlfriend got railed by a dog! right in front of him! I mean sure, the fact that it lasts 8-12 hours (depending on which ending you're going for) can be a bit much for casual fans, but for long time fans of this franchise, it's not a big deal at all. 11/10 would reccomend. Fun for the whole family!

This game perma banned me for killing the hostage. ♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME AND ♥♥♥♥ IT'S DEVELOPER. I was offline. didn't even effect anyone at all. ♥♥♥♥ UBISOFT. I had $400 In skins including the elite skins and pro league skins. ♥♥♥♥ these scammer. i wrote a ticket and they said support couldnt fix this, and then i asked who could, and they just said "Sorry"