i hate this n1g4 bro

dude below me is fat and unemployed

As soon as I loaded up the game my balls started to tingle and I knew something wasn't right. I looked to the reviews for an answers and there I found it. This game had given me ball cancer, and so I knew I needed to cut my own balls off as soon as possible. I grabbed a pair of kid safe scissors and proceeded to hack off my own sack. Once about halfway through cutting I heard someone break into my house through a window, I knew I needed to speed up the process so I quickly ripped my balls the rest of the way off. I heard the stranger walking up the stairs to my room. I tried to hide in the corner facing the wall, with the tactic of, if I can't see him, he can't see me. His foot steps got closer and closer until he was right behind me. In under 10 seconds he shot on my back, and just as fast as he came he was gone. So there I sat in my room mewing, bleeding from my groin, and my back as solid as a rock. Never again will my life be the same after bearing witness to this game.

god hahahahahaha, dude remember that one night we were super wasted and bro, i just got on your ♥♥♥♥ and started to suck you off???? yeah man.. haha, and then i said no-♥♥♥♥ after? and then i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ yur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and then you said no ♥♥♥♥??? haha dude i just wanted to message u that im ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay as hell bro sorry but now ur gay too, sorry man, dude. :P XP

breh it good ♥♥♥♥♥ yuuup

-rep n1g4 got my family hostage and sht