Look... ok. I get that you're a super trooper shock jock rocker 'n' all that - but you can't deny havin a good ole sip of some pipin' hot soda is the way to live babbbyyyyyy!! Even the worlds most elite deadly-precision operators gotta get a biiiiiig ollle gulp of that syrupy goodness! (YUMmY!) I find after a long day of fraggin' big bulbous blueberry beople I looove to sink my lips into that aluminum teet. Theres nothin quite like submerging my teeth in sweet sugary acid . The acrid taste helps psychically ground me in the moment (ensuring I GIB those enemies what they deserve! XD see what i did there>>) Theres just something so nourishing and rewarding about it... As of late Ive been noticing you leaving your Can unattended (almost as if you dont care about it?) and its been eating my up inside so I just HAD to say something. Anyways,,, I hope you receive this message in good faith as I wouldnt want you to be forgoing your sweet sugary liqui-meals and being FRAGGED by dehydration...

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-rep most brain rotted killer cant play the game without tunneling or playing like helen keller stupid ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥

-Rep noooooob

ok you watched a fj video congrats