Achievementy uživatele Andy ve hře POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Odemčeno 13. kvě. 2015 v 20.10

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Odemčeno 22. čvn. 2015 v 14.30

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Odemčeno 13. kvě. 2015 v 19.42

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Odemčeno 27. čvn. 2015 v 13.57

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Odemčeno 22. čvn. 2015 v 15.23

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Odemčeno 10. čvc. 2015 v 19.48

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Odemčeno 10. čvc. 2015 v 20.54

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Odemčeno 16. čvc. 2015 v 12.03

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Odemčeno 16. čvc. 2015 v 18.46

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Odemčeno 19. čvc. 2015 v 18.35

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Odemčeno 27. čvn. 2015 v 14.07

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Odemčeno 27. čvn. 2015 v 14.41

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Odemčeno 11. čvc. 2015 v 8.20

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Odemčeno 10. čvc. 2015 v 20.24

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Odemčeno 22. čvn. 2015 v 14.46

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Odemčeno 11. čvc. 2015 v 8.08

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Odemčeno 27. čvn. 2015 v 14.50

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Odemčeno 13. kvě. 2015 v 19.52

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Odemčeno 10. čvc. 2015 v 19.41

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Odemčeno 10. čvc. 2015 v 20.29

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Odemčeno 16. čvc. 2015 v 11.52

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Odemčeno 10. čvc. 2015 v 21.11

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Odemčeno 13. kvě. 2015 v 19.56

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Odemčeno 13. kvě. 2015 v 19.42

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Odemčeno 11. čvc. 2015 v 8.15

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Odemčeno 27. čvn. 2015 v 14.38

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Odemčeno 12. čvc. 2015 v 10.36

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Odemčeno 16. čvc. 2015 v 12.05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Odemčeno 14. kvě. 2015 v 10.46

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 22. čvn. 2015 v 15.25

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Odemčeno 22. čvn. 2015 v 15.05

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Odemčeno 22. čvn. 2015 v 14.06

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Odemčeno 27. čvn. 2015 v 13.14

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Odemčeno 22. čvn. 2015 v 15.26

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Odemčeno 11. čvc. 2015 v 9.23

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Odemčeno 13. kvě. 2015 v 19.49

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Odemčeno 12. čvc. 2015 v 10.46

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Odemčeno 27. čvn. 2015 v 16.11

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Odemčeno 22. čvn. 2015 v 14.52

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

21 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

16 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

17 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30