i am a heron. i have a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other profiles i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

wot the ♥♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil ♥♥♥♥ w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a ♥♥♥♥♥ bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can ♥♥♥♥♥ run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer dads ♥♥♥♥ behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble.

maybe if we tell people the brain is an app - they will start using it!
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You cheesy ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I was preparing my arguments against you, but instead of the world-class politician debate I was expecting, I got this. It surprised me so much that the humongous football shaped turd that I couldn't get out of my ass (am on toilet btw) just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ violently popped out like a cork from a bottle of champagne. Thanks to you, I could launder the turd and mash it into the screen just to emphasize how great of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this is.

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