I really don't have any regrets about cheating in TF2.

You spent untold thousands of hours of your prime to become just good enough to stomp 2fort lobbies in this game, and I spent $50 while having a whole lot more fun doing it.

I got to do whatever I wanted while you screamed and typed up a storm over cheaters in your precious hat game.

I get to leave the game behind with thunderous applause while you continue to be stuck in the bubble of the game that just won't die.

I get to build my future. You get to build an inventory of assorted virtual weapons, hats, and acquaintances you will never see in person.

If I want to come back for old times sake, I'll be able to. You'll never know.

I will have hope when you have wasted yours.

You're here forever. You've won the battle but lost the war.