Women can keep a secret just as well as men, but it takes more of them
to do it.
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Revolution, n.:
In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong,
the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure
can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way will promptly develop.
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"My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he
was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol."
-- George Carlin
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Say something you'll be sorry for, I love receiving apologies.
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Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be
isolated and studied, so it can be determined what nutrients they have
that might be extracted for our personal use.

-- Homer Simpson
Lady Bouvier's Lover
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