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Here's to a Christmas filled with high FPS, low ping, and epic wins! May your loot be legendary, and your gaming chair extra comfy. Merry Christmas, gamer friend! 🎮🎄🚀

hey James, Its Alex, ive been hearing about whats been happening. we both know youre better than thls. give me a ring if you need to talk. Love ya mate
- Alex

James this is your brother in-law, Earl. Your wife and kids are staying with me for a few weeks. You get too aggressive when you come home from the bar and its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ worse and worse. They don't deserve this. You don't deserve to treat yourself like this. Go back to the old you that we love.

Please take care,

Earl.

James please, you've been staying at the pub with your mates later and later each night. I'm getting worried, me and the kids need you. Please let me know of you read this and talk to me.

Love you.

deez nut