The official Steam profile of the President of the UPTC

"We pretty much like to exterminate everyone. It causes us some uncomfortable times when on diplomatic missions. You know, "Hello, how are you doing? Oh, sorry about your mate...and your offspring...and your pets." and from there it's just an awkward silence as you try to find the Xandar ambassador which, of course you can't because the humans wiped them out. I'm just saying, it's not easy being blood thirsty. We have our own set of issues to deal with."
~Krindar I'Agohl of the Korath Clan

I would also like to inform you of the camelopard eating vast amounts of foilage in the vestibule. We request that you cause it to quintuple-auto-defenestrate in a timely manner and recommend the use of aubergines.