In the year of our Lord 2015, gamers of 8chan's /v/, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields of Steam. They fought like /v/irgins. They fought like neckbeards. And won their freedom.

Captain Buggernuts: aaa
Captain Buggernuts: Why do I have tired gamer syndrome
Bazooka Joe: because you are human
Captain Buggernuts: lol jokes on you I'm a dragon
Bazooka Joe: ♥♥♥♥
Bazooka Joe: i should have known

Ods: >Arma 3 /v/ group teamspeak
Ods: >Guy comes on, greets everybody says "Hi, I'm Autistic!"
Ods: >Constantly says he has autism every 5 words
Ods: >Overall sounds very happy and cheery
Ods: >Have great fun playing with him
Ods: >One guy gets tired of him saying he has autism every 5 words
Ods: >blows up on him
Ods: >Teamspeak is silent for about 5 minutes
Ods: >"Well it sounds like someone has Autism."
Captain Buggernuts: Hah
Captain Buggernuts: I get it
Captain Buggernuts: The joke is you're playing Arma 3
Ods: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Doctor Aibaleet: if you're not black you're opposed to blacks
Captain Buggernuts: I am not opposed to blacks.
Captain Buggernuts: I am opposed to the brown people.

Ods: Does your Raven Rap
Captain Buggernuts: She sings country rock
Ods: Disgusting
Ods: That's no raven
Ods: that's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ backwoods crow
Captain Buggernuts: Yee-Caw
Ods: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Doctor Aibaleet: BUG
Celebrating Buggernuts: pls
Doctor Aibaleet: I LET YOU DO A LOT
Doctor Aibaleet: BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH FIRES AS A BLOODSUCKING UNDEAD
Celebrating Buggernuts: pls

Ods: >There's a dead rotting leprechaun in the farm
Captain Buggernuts: Guess his luck...
Captain Buggernuts: BD
Captain Buggernuts: Just ran out.
Captain Buggernuts: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ods: God
Ods: damnit.