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― I a Night Owl
- BlueExorcist
― Oscar Wilde
― Mother Teresa
― Friedrich Nietzsche
― Jimi Hendrix, Jimi Hendrix - Axis: Bold as Love
― Albert Einstein
― E.E. Cummings
― Martin Luther King Jr.
― Susan Faludi
― Groucho Marx
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird,
That cannot fly.”
― Langston Hughes
― Robert Frost
― Steve Martin
― Alexandre Dumas fils
― Neil Gaiman, Fables and Reflections
― Mahatma Gandhi
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
― Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook
Than never to have loved at all.”
― Alfred Tennyson, In Memoriam
― Aristotle
― Nicolas Chamfort
― Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
― C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves
― Mark Twain
Clifton Keith Hillegass is the “Cliff” behind Cliff's Notes. He started his company in 1958 when he published 16 Shakespearian study guides.
Giant squids have been known to feast on baby whales.
When referring to China, make sure to say the People's Republic of China. Leave off "People's" and you're talking about Taiwan.
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The average piano has about 230 strings. Each string averages about 165 pounds of tension, with the combined pull of all strings equaling over eighteen tons.
Submitted by Susan Moehling - Ironton, MN
Roy Roger's Trigger was Maid Marion's horse in the Errol Flynn version of Robin Hood.
The first item sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer. A collector of broken laser pointers bought it for $14.83.
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― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
― George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons
― Oscar Wilde