You’re out here pressing buttons like you’re trying to summon a demon but all you're summoning is failure. It’s honestly impressive how you manage to be this bad, like you’ve somehow mastered the art of losing. I’d have more fun playing against a wall, and at least the wall wouldn’t be wasting my time. Your gameplay is so bad, even the game is trying to quit on you.

Are you even trying? or did you just accidentally hit 'play' and wander into this game? Your moves are so TRASH, I could bet my grandma’s retirement on what you’re about to do. The way you play is a JOKE, and guess what? I’m the punchline. Keep it up, though; you’re a great example of what NOT to do.