I want to ♥♥♥♥ a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my ♥♥♥♥ would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to ♥♥♥ inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 McDonald's for public masturbation. Whenever i see an ad for McDonald's i get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny. God i want to ♥♥♥♥ a cheeseburger

NAH WE PISSIN

its daniel

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[1/2] After talking with this person for 3 years consecutively online I have slowly formed a relationship with the owner of this profile. I had difficulties in past relationships, as my partners always refused to give me that goose neck, but something about [REDACTED] was different. I was enamored and had to meet my love in real life. Later down the line I hired a personal investigator, who found an address, and a name, but I refused to hear who it was before meeting them. I paid hundreds and hundreds of dollars in travel expenses, but it was worth it as I found [REDACTED]'s address. After months of planning I was outside her house, nervously I knocked on the door only to be met with a 40-year-old Russian man named Dmitri Markov saying that he loved me.

[2/2] I was shocked to say the least but being in this relationship for so long online I couldn't help but to embrace him. After a long hug, he pulled a ring from belly that seemed to be in there for months as it covered in dirt and grime. he dropped to a knee asking if he could place his Minecraft bed next to me forever. I couldn't help but shed a tear before saying yes. A few years after this encounter we're still together, my family has totally disowned me, but I'm happy and have a person to play duos with in Fortnite. Some days I look back on this situation and wonder what could've changed had I not tracked Dmitri down, but then I see what our life has become, and what it is yet to be and gain solace in the fact that I made the right decision.

This story was just to keep you engaged, I matched with this guy in Destiny 2 and wanted to let everyone know they're a hacking piece of ♥♥♥♥, Bungie pls ban.