If i was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. I would do this so many time untile so many of the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized fetus's covering the walls. Then i would have a kid, and everytime he did somthing wrong i would make him sit in that room and make him remember how lucky he is that i didnt abort his ass.