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*HaRdy_HaR*R

Van

MARRIED - 4 KIDS - STILL A GAMER

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

They tell me it hurts to be stupid. So, what medications are you taking?

How do you clear an Iraqi Bingo parlor?
Yell “B52”

Officer at the shooting range: Get ready, aim, fire at will.
Soldier: Which one is Will

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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WHATEVUR
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NIPTUK
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IrishWristwatch 28 AGO 2014 a las 0:38

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought about it for a few seconds...... and asked,
"What kind of ammo 'ya got?

*HaRdy_HaR*R 16 AGO 2014 a las 11:28

A man was feeling suicidal, so he called the emergency help center. The call was answered by a man in Pakistan. I told him that I was feeling suicidal and he got excited and asked "Can you drive a Truck?"

*HaRdy_HaR*R 16 AGO 2014 a las 11:26

what is the difference in a boyscout and the national guards ? the boyscouts have adult supervision.

*HaRdy_HaR*R 16 AGO 2014 a las 11:21

- So, young man, you want to be my son in law?
- Frankly, no, ma'am, but I see no other way to marry your daughter

Latzbotz 14 AGO 2014 a las 1:45

report is done

LocalUavKiller 7 MAY 2013 a las 23:37

LOLOLOLOLOL

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