the jews call me shlomoh, muslims call me soleiman

im a prophet and a king

i built the first temple in jerusalem

i have more shekels than you do kegels

once, two women wanted the same kid so i told em i'd cut the kid in half but the other woman said she would give up her motherhood to spare the kid so i gave her the kid because im wise and have good judgement

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the queen of sheba

the ethopians are lying about me but im cool with them