я люблю бумер да ♥♥♥♥♥ я тоже люблю путина да

I got a fart real bad and I got ♥♥♥♥ real bad and I'm afraid if I fart I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥
There are only 2 outcomes in this situation and they both include the fire department

This game, while still in development and has many bugs, is a great game. The multiplayer is fun to play with friends and has a storyline which is rare for a survival game. The story will keep you wondering and connecting all the points until you figure out what is going on in the end, when you become what you least expect...

-rep pretty sure this is a ♥♥♥ account

This game, while still in development and has many bugs, is a great game. The multiplayer is fun to play with friends and has a storyline which is rare for a survival game. The story will keep you wondering and connecting all the points until you figure out what is going on in the end, when you become what you least expect...

Hey man, it's Dakota from the college football team, how you been bro? I see you're still playing video games, some things never change! Hey are you still watching those chinese cartoons? Forgot what you call em. I never had time for video games and ♥♥♥♥ like that, I was too busy playing football and going to frat parties. Anyways good seeing you bro, call me and we can hit the clubs sometime

NA COMING THROUGH ♿ GO TO SCHOOL RISK LIFE ♿ 10 IQ PRESIDENT ♿ GETTING MY SISTER PREGNANT ♿ WALL ♿ THINK THEY SAVED WORLD WAR ♿ NA EDUCATION ♿ GOVERNMENT SO BAD HAD TO SHUT DOWN

HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!! WHATA ♥♥♥♥ MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11! HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY ♥♥♥♥ i just fall of chair!!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL GOOD MEME SORRY I MEAN GREAT MEME GR88888 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!! NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XD LE UPBOAT XD WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(

beautiful profile picture. love you

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Hi I'm 13 and I just started watching Rick and Morty and I can tell you for a fact it's my favorite show!!. Lik the one time Ricky said said there's probably like no good !!!! i was agreeing so much I'am smarter then you're average fidget spinner teen at middle school to even though I have one. I may be young but I'm smarter then every theist on earth basically the show is also really deep when they said like no one was born for a reason I was so blown away as they must have big balls to say that on tv so I told my friends on minecraft and they agree too. LOL once when my mom took me to McDonald's I asked for the Mulan dipping sauce and the dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ didn't even get the reference XD One time in class i evan shouted "I'm PICKLE RIIIICK!" and Mrs.Janice told me to go outside i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate that ♥♥♥♥ school is for dumb ppl just like what Rick said, i m too smart for such imbicells. But yeah I love Rick and Morty and I'm actually smart enough to get it to.

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3

Super conservitive grandparents have Fox News on, watching the inauguration. From what I heard, Fascist News is recognizing the power that antifa and disrupt j20 have in DC alone, obviously the piece was very biased. So they were filming far from the protesters and their "dirty commie" signs and to protect their poor victimised upper-class reporters. But the part I'm happiest about is that our intentions weren't corrupted by centrists and the "Love Trumps Hate" camp. They quickly went over the intentions for the protest as being "anti-fascist and a group that believes Trump is a tyrant, racist and every name in the book". Our agitation reached even the most hateful parts of bourgeoisie media, comrades!

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my name is thomas too /10

Please forgive English, I am Russia I come to study Mechanical Engineering at American University. I am here little time and I am very hard stress. I am ♥♥♥ also and this is very difficult for me, I am a very religion person. I never act to be ♥♥♥ with other men before, but after I am in America 6 weeks I am my friend together he is ♥♥♥ also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss. I never before now am tell my mother about ♥♥♥ because I am very shame. I am feel so guilty, I feel extreme guilt as I am feel the pleasure. I pick up the telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her (in Russia)… I hang up the telephone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I ♥♥♥ with man? But I continue because of pleasure. Please help me I very need advice

☐ Not rekt

☑ Rekt

☑ Tyrannosaurus Rekt

☑ Ship Rekt

☑ Parks and Rekt

☑ Star Trekt

☑ Rektflix

☑ The Rekt-men

☑ Grand Rekt Auto V

☑ Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Rekt

☑ Rekt It Ralph

☑ Left 4 Rekt

☑ www.rekkit.com

☑ Pokemon: Fire Rekt

☑ The Shawshank Rektemption

☑ The Wolf of Rekt Street

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy friend chummy chum chum pal

Bet you can't do THAT with an auto-shotty.

respecting women like caillou

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed englando. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "counted strike globally offensive" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 64 tick and 400 ping on brazil competition server and i want to r8 8/8 like you. pls no copy pasterino my story.

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/ ノ) do you even lift?　）　ヽ
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丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/
　　 `ヽ `ー-’人`ーﾉ
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bind "kp_rightarrow" "buy awp"

his name is thomas that means hes a god same here buddy

HE!1!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!11 KEK!! KEK!! KEK!! WHATA ♥♥♥♥ MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXXXXXXDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOLLLLL ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING CAUSE HE HE HE HE HE JUST TO FUNNY MAN!!!1!11! HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY ♥♥♥♥ i just fall of chair!!!! simply le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedora, le any1 athiest? LOL GOOD MEME SORRY I MEAN GREAT MEME GR88888 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEME BRO I WISH I COULD STOP LAUGHING BUT I CANT MAN!!!! NICE MEME IMMA REPOST TO REDDIT LELELELELE TY FOR LE KARMA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD XD LE UPBOAT XD WAIT TIL LE DERPINA HEARS ABOUT THIS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EPIC MEMEING /b/ro BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZIMBABWE is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(

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That littletommy guy is so cool. I like him a lot.

Hi

All the kids with the pumped up keks better run, better run. Faster than my memes.