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6.4 hrs on record
BALOONSESADA
Posted 29 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
7.4 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME WITJ DIARRHEA I VIOLENTLY ♥♥♥♥ MY PANTS SEVERAL TIME
THIS GAME IS SECRETLY A HORROR GAME





10/10 do NOT play with diarrhea
Posted 26 December, 2024.
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37.3 hrs on record
unplayable there is one and only one cat this game SUCKS do not buy

0.01/10
Posted 24 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.8 hrs on record
i very much enjoy this game but i literally can't play without the game just freezing for like a minute
my computer is a moderate pc i would HIGHLY recommend you wait to get a alright pc before you get this game
i can not fully rank this game as i have not played enough and can't play more without me wanting to punch a hole through my computer

7.2/10
this game is great but you will need a alright pc to even start it
Posted 7 December, 2024.
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468.8 hrs on record (468.5 hrs at review time)
"they put something in the water to make you forget" says the creature
Posted 1 December, 2024.
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45.5 hrs on record (38.4 hrs at review time)
this game is so unbelievably wonderful what other game besides dark souls lets you go into the void and defeat eldritch gods
if your very social or even not social you will like this game and i mean you WILL like this game
you can play anyway you want, stay alone with your thoughts or you can talk to random freakazoids about literally anything
i literally got drunk jumped off a cliff and caught a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ whale like WHAT literally HOW if this doesn't make you want to buy this game then i don't know what will
Posted 9 November, 2024.
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639.9 hrs on record (566.6 hrs at review time)
this game gave me brain cancer lung cancer and pee pee cancer
Posted 7 October, 2024.
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258 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
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76.7 hrs on record (71.8 hrs at review time)
this game is very fun it did have its final update a few months ago tho
torn banner perma banned a youtuber by the name of soter dave he was very dedicated to helping the devs
fix problems mainly the cheater problem witch the devs ignored, soter dave uploaded a april fools video on pretty much how easy it is to cheat soter dave was perma banned because of that and because soter dave sadly took his own life on april 15 2024, a good video explaining what happened is made by liniyka titled abusive devs & mental trauma

rest in peace soter dave
Posted 4 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
I HEREBY VOW! YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR AND I IGON
YOUR FEARS MADE FLESH SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE FOUL DRAGON
BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS
WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING
Posted 3 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
106.5 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
im begging you please stop scrolling to ♥♥♥♥ your pants immediately repeat these
numbers 1264901
Posted 31 March, 2024.
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