I'm not really gay but Jesus turns me on. Jesus would be the perfect boyfriend/husband. He’s so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot. If you go out on a date and get water he can turn it into wine for you. He’s literally Jesus who WOULDNT want to marry him? I’d moan as his holy ♥♥♥♥ slides into my ass and his holy ♥♥♥ flows out. I pant like a dog at the pleasure I feel. I LOVE Jesus so much. I’d sacrifice a thousand children to him.