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581.8 hrs on record (220.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
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Posted 26 November, 2019.
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1,492.5 hrs on record (755.3 hrs at review time)
One of the best addictive games. The possibilities to play this game are endless.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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6,800.3 hrs on record (2,490.4 hrs at review time)
Playing Dota for past 2.5 years. Learnt a lot of things, like teaming up, being patient and most importantly cursing in so many different languages. It is a great game to have fun if you have a squad (party) of your own to play with. If not, try playing medic (support), that's where I started.

- If you somehow screw things up, you will get cancer, you might die of ebola or get a "new" dad who is just 12 years old.
- People might leave your game if they get killed enough.
- You will learn to communicate with Russians.
- You can't communicate in SEA. They never listen.
- Carries in SEA are mostly good (above 3k bracket),and supports? naah.
- Get called noob for no reason.
- If your teammate dies by rushing 'somewhere' in the deepest darkest part of the map, it's your fault. BEWARE.
- "AKO mid, mid or feed", "Me mid, 2 tango, 1 ward pls" : they will screw your game up even before the game begins.




**You will give it a lot of time, care, your money and love and in return you might get cancer, headaches, rage and some other couple of thousand negative things. You are basically in a one sided abusive relationship.**

11/10 would play again.
Posted 22 December, 2017.
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129.2 hrs on record (74.7 hrs at review time)
One of the nicest game if you are queuing up with your friends. And one of the scariest game if you are playing with random players.

You will be more scared of your teammates shooting you to death, than a zombie devouring you.
GL HF
Posted 2 September, 2017.
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