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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 1 May @ 3:26am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 1 May @ 3:42am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 1 May @ 3:45am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 1 May @ 10:15am

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 1 May @ 10:42am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 1 May @ 11:11am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 1 May @ 11:14am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 9 May @ 7:46am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 9 May @ 8:07am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 9 May @ 8:15am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 9 May @ 8:49am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 9 May @ 11:18am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 10 May @ 10:12am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 10 May @ 10:48am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:51am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 11 May @ 7:41am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 11 May @ 8:02am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 11 May @ 8:22am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 11 May @ 8:31am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 12 May @ 5:06am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 12 May @ 5:08am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 12 May @ 5:35am

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked 1 May @ 3:40am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 1 May @ 4:13am

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.
Unlocked 9 May @ 8:13am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 9 May @ 8:29am

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!
Unlocked 9 May @ 11:27am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 10 May @ 12:57am

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.
Unlocked 11 May @ 8:07am

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.
Unlocked 10 May @ 7:17am

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Unlocked 9 May @ 10:56pm

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 12 May @ 5:06am

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.
Unlocked 11 May @ 9:13am



Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...

Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!

Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.